We’ve all been there. You’re belting it all out for Christ, everything is flowing nicely, then suddenly, the lyrics STOP RHYMING. But it’s not just that there’s a bad rhyme that’s bothersome. It’s the fact that the author appeared to try to find words that were “close to rhyming” that just seems awful. Or even worse — the words are spelled the same, yet pronounced distinctly.
In the spirit of fun, I intend to allow this webpage to be a list of poorly rhyming hymns. Feel free to add a comment with your favorite (and be sure to credit the author where applicable).
Note – This is just a start! Let’s have fun with this and keep adding more.
Alas! And Did My Savior Bleed — Isaac Watts
Was it for crimes that I have
done, He groaned upon the tree?
Amazing pity! Grace
unknown! And love beyond degree!
Thus might I hide my blushing
face; while his dear cross appears;
Dissolve my heart in
thankfulness, And melt mine eyes to tears.
But drops of tears can ne’er repay The debt of love
I owe.
Here, Lord, I give myself away; ‘Tis all that
I can
do.
Amazing Grace — John Newton
Through many dangers, toils and snares, I have already
come;
‘Tis grace hath brought me safe thus far, And
grace will lead me
home.
And Can It Be — Charles Wesley
And can it be that I should gain An int’rest in the
Savior’s
blood?
Died He for me, who caused His pain — For me, who
Him to death
pursued?
Be Thou My Vision — Eleanor Henrietta Hull
Be Thou my Wisdom, and Thou my true Word;
I ever with Thee and Thou with me,
Lord;
Before The Throne of God Above — Chartie Lees Bancroft
Behold Him there, the risen Lamb My perfect, spotless
Righteousness
The great unchangeable I AM The King of glory and
of
grace
One with Himself, I cannot die My soul is purchased by
His
blood
My life is hid with Christ on high With Christ my Savior
and my
God
Blessed Assurance — Fanny Crosby
Blessed assurance, Jesus is mine! Oh, what a foretaste of
glory divine!
Heir of salvation, purchase of
God, Born of His Spirit, washed in His
blood.
Come Thou Fount — John Wyeth
Come, Thou Fount of every
blessing, Tune my heart to sing Thy
grace
Streams of mercy, never
ceasing, Call for songs of loudest
praise
Here I raise my
Ebenezer, Hither by Thy great help I’ve
come
And I hope, by Thy good
pleasure, Safely to arrive at
home
Jesus sought me when a stranger, Wandering from the
fold of
God
He, to rescue me from danger, Interposed His
precious
blood.
Oh, that day when freed from
sinning, I shall see Thy lovely face
Clothed then in the
blood washed
linen, How I’ll sing Thy wondrous grace
Fairest Lord Jesus — August Heinrich
Fairest Lord Jesus, Ruler of all
nature, O Thou of God
and man the
Son,
Thee will I cherish, Thee will I
honor, Thou my
soul’s glory, joy and
crown.
Beautiful Savior! Lord of all the nations! Son of God and
Son of
Man!
Glory and honor, praise, adoration, now and
forevermore be
thine.
Hallelujah! What a Savior! — Philip P. Bliss
Bearing shame and scoffing
rude,
In my place condemned He
stood;
Sealed my pardon with His
blood.
Hallelujah! What a Savior!
You must be that guy in the back who yells “SLOPPY, WET KISS” instead of “unforeseen kiss.”